We have finally made contact with Professor Gumby. We had thought that he was being silent for the usual reasons, namely shyness, humility, and anonymous threats. Now we know the real cause: he’s been typing his username into the password box and vice versa. Furthermore, we’ve been asked to edit Gumby’s prose for grammar and general decency, and after proofreading his first lengthy contribution we were left with a single comma.
Not to worry. Every great enterprise takes its little missteps in the early stages. Watch this space in the next 24 hours for geniune Gumby wisdom, advice, and official merchandise.
Herman Melville Fidge, Editor